An excerpt from a conversation with Yago...

This wasn't a conversation I had with Yagopuchae. He was talking to his childhood friend on the telephone, his very best friend since Kindergarten. I happened to be sitting next to him on the couch watching tv...

"Yep, pretty soon. Just a couple more weeks... No. We haven't prepared at all... we haven't gone to any classes or anything... But I figure I've seen pigs do it."

!!??! That was my reaction. Did he just compare the upcoming birth of our child to delivering piglets while he was in the FFA? For the record? Yes.