hospital schmospital

I had an appointment with the VA today trying to get my disability benefits reinstated. I went to the VA Hospital for an evaluation but couldn't find room 5002 in the 5 East wing. I was wandering around and finally asked for help. The lady told me I was, indeed, in the right place and 5 East was just through the doors at the end of the hall. I was confused, "But I thought I saw something about mental..." She looked at my appointment paper and told me that the VA Hospital was across the street, I was in the county hospital. I laughed and thanked her. When I got back in the elevator I saw that I was in the Inpatient Mental Health wing. Whoopsie.