My yoga instructor returned today after a week and a half of vacation. I was excited to go today, I cut my toenails and everything. (Incidentally, that may be the last time I can cut them before Ralphie is born. It was a struggle to put it mildly. Lots of grunting involved.)
About 3/4 in to the class I finally did it. I tooted a big noisy toot reaching for my toes. It was so embarrassing! That I didn't even know it was coming was the worst part. I didn't know what to do, I wanted to howl laughing but didn't think that was appropriate. Plus, lately when I laugh I expel more gas. I didn't know if I should whisper, "Excuse me," so people would know I'm not a complete pig. In the end I just bit my lip and held my laughter in. At least I have the I'm pregnant excuse...
2 comments:
AWESOME! that's so hilarious. One time in college there was a girl doing her fitness test and she just kept going and going....toot toot toot...one for each sit up. Funny stuff. I laughed.
What's up with the brown hair in the picture?
and why do you have grey skin? Did I teach you nothing about paint portraits?
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